Posts tagged Exam
Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad
For those at home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec
mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
For those in hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec
Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..”
In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
Studying is so easy just like walking in a park
Everybody says
Studying is so easy just like walking in a park
But
Only STUDENTS Know That The park is
Jurassic park wid a variety of dinosaurs
Funny Answer in exam centre
Attitude at exam!!!!
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teacher-Kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye???
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student-sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or aap??
True graduation speech
True graduation speech:
“First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and
thirdly, to the thank Xerox machine 😉
Study at last moment and show your confidence
Latest Philosophy:
If you do regular study,
It means you dont have confidence in your self
Study at last moment and show your confidence
CHEATING & TEACHING
Alphabets in CHEATING & TEACHING are common.
Those who try to CHEAT U always TEACH u something.
Always apreciate them & try to Learn frm all.
Every LOCK has a KEY
Don’t get frustrated doing continuous unresulted efforts.
Sometime the Last Key of the Bunch Opens the Lock.
Every LOCK has a KEY. Hav Faith in God B~Optimistic
Change atitude to see the situation
In Life every situation has HOPE& END.
It depends how u look at it.
U can see as HOPELESS End or ENDLESS Hope.
Change atitude to see the situation& u’ll b HAPPY.
Truth of college life
Truth of college life:
A first becnh student knows the answer to all the problem
but only the last becnh student has the power to face every problem