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Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad
For those at home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec
mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
For those in hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec
Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..”
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki Use Yaad Aaya
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“Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai…!!!”
If we lose a PEN we can buy New one
If we lose a PEN we can buy New one but..
If we lose PEN CAP, we can’t buy new one..
So, Always buy a ‘tik tik’ pen..
Don’t expect emotional messages Every time.
Education spoils our common sense
Universal Truth We Learn:-“Sun rises in the East.”
Fact: Sun neither rises nor sets only earth rotates”
Moral: Education spoils our common sense
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
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Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
Different meaning of Sorry
Old meaning of Sorry
“I Wont Do It Again”
New Meaning Of Sorry,
“Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful”
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada Hai.!!
A boy opens his tiffin box on road
Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back…!! 😉
Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nahi Hai
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry