Husband Wife Sms
Husband: My Wife is a strong believer of Vastu-Shastra!
Friend: Great, does she practice that?
Husband: Oh-Yeah… Whenever we have a fight, She lifts whichever ‘Vastu’ is around and uses it like a ‘Shastra’ !!!
Wife: “Shaadi ke shuru mein jab main khana paka ke lati thi,
aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par aab aisa kyo nahi hai”
Husband: “kyo ki aab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai”