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Jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
girl:jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge
boy:uske next week mandir jayenge
girl:wo kyu?
boy: bheekh mangne..
Small but very effective deadly fact
Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
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U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai
Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.” 🙂
No matter how much camera-shy we are
No matter how much camera-shy we are,
one day in life we all have to behave like a professional model.
And that is on our wedding. 🙂
Why do men chase women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah
PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah hote hai…?
Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh
nahi sakte to unke bhav badhte hi jate hai..
Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me
Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me,
bina saans liye world record banaya h.
Kal pure DHOOM DHAAM se uska
Antimsanskar kiya jayega.
Horlicks jyada mang lia to teri wali ne mara
Son was crying,Dad came & asked y r u crying
tel me,m ur frnd na
Son:kuch ni yaara
horlicks jyada mang lia to teri wali ne mara
Shri krishna ne Gita me kaha hai
Shri krishna ne Gita me kaha hai
kalyug me ek sachha insaan aur dost hoga jo SMS karta rahega….
aur dusra papi sirf padh ke muskuraayega!!!
What is a ‘Line’?
Maths sir: wht is a ‘Line’?
Santa: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
Sir: so wat r parallel lines.?
Santa: A dot going walk wid his grlfrnd. 😀