Posts tagged PJ
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it. 🙂
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)
Old meaning of Sorry
“I Wont Do It Again”
New Meaning Of Sorry,
“Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful”
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Zindgi apni masti me jiya kar
Ishq bahut buri cheez hai mat kiya kr
Apna pura dhyan kaam ki aur mod de
Aur apni GF k pas mera number chhod de
Hamare To Saare Khwab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye . .
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To Mummy Boli- Jao Beta “BAHEN” Ke Liye “PEPSI” Le Aao.
There were two friends “JO” n “Wo”
one day, JO got scared seeing a snake and suddenly WO died
bcoz, JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
The awkward moment:
When you get home from school/college,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking,
“did I really look like this all day?”
Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho