Posts tagged Santa-Banta

Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview

Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.

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Awesome reply by a true lover

Awesome reply by a true lover-
Girl:- Wat’s thn first thing you notice when you look at another girl?
Boy:- That she’s not you-:)

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Moving performance

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theater.

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Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
“If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving
Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?”

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Aurato ko dekhne ka time

Lady Dr-Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Srdr-Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!!!

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Sardar after operation

Surgeon:”i m sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u aftr operation.
We hv 2 operate u again.
Sardar- ro mat re, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena..LoL”

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Waqt phir nahi aayga

Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili,
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga.
Banta-ye kya?
Santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.

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Sardar

Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Sardar: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints sardar again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Sardar said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia

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Santa-Banta

Santa:Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Banta:It is a formality just like when two boxers shake hands before the fight begin!

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Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor-Ye Syrup 2 chamach subha,2 dupehar,2 raat 5 din tak Lena.
Santa-Apni dawai apne paas rakho,mere ghar mei itne chamchay hi nahi hain.

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