Read it, Share it
Posts tagged Joke
Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela
Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…..
Chuha Billi se Darta hai.
Billi Kutte se.
Kutta Aadmi se.
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur.
Biwi Chuhe se…
Agar ma ki baat suni hoti
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota
jailor- kya kahti thi maa?
Santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
Stop behaving like my wife
A Guy’s plea:
“Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting
An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl
An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . .
Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
How will you escape?
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape?
Santa: It’s simple! I will stop imagining !!! Think different.
There are some fools in this world
There are some fools in this world
who always reply “NO” to every question we ask..!
Now you tell me,”Are you Such A PERSON?”
Bus Vs Cycle
B ready 2 bang ur head!
Wats D biggest Diffrence between bus & cycle?
Bus stand Bus ke sath nahi jata, par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai…
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.
Girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features, Any Suggestions?
Boys: yes, the heart should be “Password protected” to avoid multiple users
Emergency ward mein hi milega
Ladkiwale: Hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho aur kuch galat kam na karta ho
Pandit: koi hospital mein chale jao aisa ladka to aapko ICU ke emergency ward mein hi milega