Dosti
Aapki dosti hame itni pasand hai
jaise ullu ko raat
dentist ko daat
aur gadhe ko laat
raja ko gaddi
kutte ko haddi
aur, aur
naange ho chaddi
Adult
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Proposing a Girl
Girl:jaan muje Aise propse kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kia ho
Boy:Kamini I Luv U
Mujse Shadi kr k muje Tabah kr de Haramzadi
Life's Paradox
Woman have many dreams and they want only one man to fulfil it
But men have only one dream and they want as many as women possible to fulfil it