Rajnikant Jokes Archives - SMS Collection

The reason behind recent onion price rise is revealed

The reason behind recent onion price rise is revealed,

Rajnikanth has ordered ONION UTTAPPA….

Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?

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Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai
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To kutta mar jata hai
Apko to har baat mein twist chaiye hota hai,
Wo kutta hai rajnikanth nahi hai:)

3 FACTS
RAJNI can do a wheelie on a unicycle
RajniKANTH can delete the recycle bin

And the ultimate

When Rajni plays Monopoly , its affects the world economy