Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple,
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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
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This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
“Early To Bed & Early To Rise___”
Santa: “This Man has no interest In His wife.”
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Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi.
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa:Nahin yaar
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi
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SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
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BiWi:KYa Kar RaHe Ho?
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SanTa:DiMaG CHaLTa NaHi H SaLa
DeKH RHa Hu KaHi PuNCHer To NaHi
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Santa went to Banta’s home for breakfast
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Banta: Tuje anda bana dun??
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Santa: Nahin, mein insaan hi thik hun…. 🙂
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Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it. 🙂
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“Khud Ko Khud kI Khabar Na Lage,
“koI Acha BhI Is Qadar Na Lage,
“Aap Ko Dekha haI Bas Us NaZar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage……
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