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Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nahi Hai
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai
Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.” 🙂
Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me
Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me,
bina saans liye world record banaya h.
Kal pure DHOOM DHAAM se uska
Antimsanskar kiya jayega.
Message sending failed – likh k bhej de..
Santa:Yar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,
Kya karu?
Banta:”Message sending failed” likh k bhej de..
Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi
Teacher-Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi, Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
Santa-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
Teacher-Kyun?
Santa-Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.
Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..
Agar ma ki baat suni hoti
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota
jailor- kya kahti thi maa?
Santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
How will you escape?
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape?
Santa: It’s simple! I will stop imagining !!! Think different.
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.
Moving performance
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theater.