Maa Bete Se…
Maa Bete Se:beta tum apne bal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta:Kyun ma?
Maa:Beta, log rishte ke liye tumari bahan ko dekne aate hai aur pasand tuhme kar jate hai
Joke
Queen Elizabeth and Santa were having dinner .
Queen says-pass the wine u divine
Santa thinks how poetic and says – pass the roti you moti
Happy Dasera
pal Pal mein phool khile
Khushiya apko beshumr mile
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna
Yahi apke liye “Dasera “ki subhkamna
“HAPPY DASERA”
Relations
The person whose fore vision isonly
for a year he cultivates farm
for ten years he plants trees
But who thinks for lifetime ..He develops Relations
Dimag Ki Bathi
Har Asman me sitare nahi hote
Har samandar ke kinare nahi hote
har nazar se ishare nahi hote
har bahar mein nazare nahi hote
har park mein fuvare nahi hote
har jaam ke paimane nahi hote
sabhi hasino ke diwane nahi hote
har gam kefasane nahi hote
har mahatma sant nahi hote
Harmessage ka ant nahi hota
Ped par lage hain aam jakar tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai to
khud jod lo
ab gusse se muh na fulao
mentos khao,…..dimag ki batti jalao aur bijili kabill bachao
Dosti Ghazal…
Dosti Ghazal hai gungunanae ke liye
Dosti nagma hia sunanae ke liye
Ye woh Jazba hai jo sabko milta nahi
Kyon ki hausla chaiye isse nibhane ke liye
Dost Chaiye
Kab Maine Kaha Sona Chandi chaiye ?
Bas aapke dil mein ek chhota sakona chaiye
keh sake jise hum dil se apna
aisa bhi tho koi dost hona chaiye
Joke
I saw it through my eyes but couldnot understand it,
Took in my hand but could not understand it
Thought 4 a long time but not understood it
Its not LOVE
Its Question Paper
Heart Touching
Hum Apne Aap Par Gurur Nahi Karte
Yaad Karne ke Liye Kisiko Majboor Nahi Karte
Magar Jab kisi ek ko bhi Dost bana le to usse Aappne se Suur Nahi Karte