Ladkiya
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale pad jati hai.
Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
tabhi wife zorse chillayi
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CHAKKAAAA !!!
Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ?
Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.