Be satisfied with life
Be satisfied with life But,
unsatisfied with The results you produce
That’s the best way to keep Growing n discover your hidden poteniation.
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Exam
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Difference between insult & achievement
Difference between insult & achievement:
If u cry seeing ur qustion papr itz an insult.
But
if u make ur teachr cry seeing ur answr papr itz an achievement
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Group of Friends
One of the worlds best feeling comes
wen group of frnds c a “wonderful” qustion paper
in the examination hall smile at each other saying Gaye beta
3 ways to write in exam
3 ways to write in exam
Look up for INSPIRATION
Look down for CONCENTRATION
&
Look around for INFORMATION
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Exam on SMS
Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B sMs Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He
Secret of Success
secret of succes throw your past in dustbin
keep your present on you table
& display future on notice board.
U will b the most succesful person on the earth
Study Time
if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i’ll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife -Abraham Lincoln
If i get 8hrs to study i’ll spend 7hours 2 find my buks – Engineer
Exam Results
Father: wat abt ur result
Son: wo head master saab ka beta fail ho gaya
Father: wat abt urs
Son: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya
Father: And wat abt urs
Son: Wo dr. Saab ka
Father: U idiot m asking abt urs
Son: To aap kaun se prime minister ho jo aap ka beta paas hoga
Student Jokes
Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can’t do?
Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting
Similarities between wife and exam:
- Lots of questions
- Difficult to understand
- Always require detailed explanation
- Results always UNEXPECTED !!!
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