New Terminologies for WFH during lockdown
New Terminologies for WFH during lockdown
When a person says i will send you the report ASAP or by EOD, he actually means
ASAP: After Sweeping and Pochha
EOD: End of Dishwashing
Funny Sms
My Wife is a strong believer of Vastu-Shastra
Husband: My Wife is a strong believer of Vastu-Shastra!
Friend: Great, does she practice that?
Husband: Oh-Yeah… Whenever we have a fight, She lifts whichever ‘Vastu’ is around and uses it like a ‘Shastra’ !!!
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha –
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya
Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???
Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna hai…
Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu,emotional ho gaya!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart
I loved a girl and she broke my heart
Now every pieces of my heart loves different girl .
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And people call me flirty
Its not fair yaar..!!!
Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity
Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World
And What Do We Do?
We End Up Looking At Our Own House..
Aab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai
Wife: “Shaadi ke shuru mein jab main khana paka ke lati thi,
aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par aab aisa kyo nahi hai”
Husband: “kyo ki aab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai”
Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
The reason behind recent onion price rise is revealed
The reason behind recent onion price rise is revealed,
Rajnikanth has ordered ONION UTTAPPA….