Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela
Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…..
Chuha Billi se Darta hai.
Billi Kutte se.
Kutta Aadmi se.
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur.
Biwi Chuhe se…
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Joke
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Agar ma ki baat suni hoti
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota
jailor- kya kahti thi maa?
Santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
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Stop behaving like my wife
A Guy’s plea:
“Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting
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An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl
An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . .
Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
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How will you escape?
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape?
Santa: It’s simple! I will stop imagining !!! Think different.
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There are some fools in this world
There are some fools in this world
who always reply “NO” to every question we ask..!
Now you tell me,”Are you Such A PERSON?”
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Bus Vs Cycle
B ready 2 bang ur head!
Wats D biggest Diffrence between bus & cycle?
Bus stand Bus ke sath nahi jata, par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai…
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.
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Girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features, Any Suggestions?
Boys: yes, the heart should be “Password protected” to avoid multiple users
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Emergency ward mein hi milega
Ladkiwale: Hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho aur kuch galat kam na karta ho
Pandit: koi hospital mein chale jao aisa ladka to aapko ICU ke emergency ward mein hi milega
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