astra-addon domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/u961762932/domains/smscollection.in/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114Girl & Guy who hav never met b4, find thmselvs on uper & lower berth of a train.
At 2am,
Gal- Sory 2bother u..Wud u b kind enouf 2giv me 2nd blanket frm closet. Its awfuly cold.
Guy-I’ve a beter idea, Just 4tonite, y dnt v pretend v r maried?
Gal(excitd)- Great idea!!!
Guy- Thn Get up & tak it urself! 😐
Take it Yourself..Very Funny Read More »
New age poem
Chatting chatting.?
Yes Papaaa.
With new girl frnds.?
No Papaaa.
Telling lies.?
No Papaaa.
Open ur facebook..
Ha ha ha
SmiLinG is inFectiouS,
You can catch it like the flu…..
Someone SmiLed at me Today,
And I started sMiliNg too…… 🙂
SmiLinG is inFectiouS Read More »
Boy propoz 2 a girl-
Ye-Raat
Ye-subah
Ye-Hawa
Ye-ChanD
Ye-Ghatayen
Ye-Nadia
Ye-Kinare
Girl-Sale Pyar Kar Rha H Ya Environmental Study padha rha Ha
Love kar raha hai ya study Read More »
CID pJ
Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor
wahwah
Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor
Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr
Aaj Sirf Good night kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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“Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas……”;-)….gud night…
Patni: Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The Par Ab Nai Dete Q?
Pati: Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Bad Use Dana Dalte Dekha? 🙂
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theater.
Moving performance Read More »
Mechanical Engineer’s wife delivered a baby:
Wife Sent SMS to husband
yur New Vehicle Came Out
Husb read SMS & askd: “PULSAR or SCOOTY”
Mechanical Engineer’s wife Read More »
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE
