Sardar after operation
Surgeon:”i m sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u aftr operation.
We hv 2 operate u again.
Sardar- ro mat re, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena..LoL”
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Joke
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Ek Dukhi Aadmi Bola
1 Dukhi Aadmi bola –
“Aisi zindgi se to Maut achhi”
AchAnk Yamdut aaya or bola”Tumhari Jaan lene aaya hu”
Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab dukhi Insaan Mazak bhi nhi kar sakta…
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What is the recession?
Interviewer- what is the recession?
Candidate- when wine and women replaced by water and wife.
That critical stage of life is called RECESSION…
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Ultimate Sardar Joke
Balu: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Balu: Thank god i have only 6 children..
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3 Facts about Rajnikant
3 FACTS
RAJNI can do a wheelie on a unicycle
RajniKANTH can delete the recycle bin
And the ultimate
When Rajni plays Monopoly , its affects the world economy
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Naam kisi aur ka
Pathan ka ladka “I am a complan Boy….”
Pathan ka ladki “I am a complan Girl….”
Pathan : Saala paida maine kiya aur naam kisi aur ka
Law is on OUR Side
SON – Dad why doesn’t the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..?
DAD – When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side
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Message Nahi Bhejte
Kash Sab Log Ek Jaise Hote
Ek Hum Hai Jo Msg Nhi Apna Dil Bhejte He
Aur Ek Aap Ae_DosT
Jo Dil Rakhne K Liye bhi Msg Nhi Bhejte
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Mangi thi duaa maine rab se
Mangi thi duaa maine rab se
dena kuch aisa jo alag ho sab se
Rab ne mila diya humko apse
or
kaha bas yahi alag he sab se.!
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Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..
Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..
Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’
Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai, Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.’
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