PJ Shayari
Dosti Ki Hawa Chalne De Zara
Jalne walo ko jalne de zara
Dhoka De Jaye agar har Koi
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Maan Ka Radio Bajne De Zara.
Joke
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Santa Banta
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 200 MISS CALL Di Hai. Q?
Banta- Isliye q ki Main Tujhe Bohat MISS Kar Raha Tha.
3 Idiots
What is the moral we get after watching 3 Idiots?
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Yehi ki aaj ke baad delivery Doctors Nahi Engineeers Karenge….
Electric Motor………
A student In a interview:
How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Santa-Banta
Santa-Pata hai kal meri biwi kisi ajnabi ke saath movie dekhne gayi thi.
Banta-To tune uska peecha kyu nahi kiya?
Santa-Nahi yaar, movie meri dekhi hui thi
Ur my best Friend..!!!!
U R my best frnd.Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir KUTUBMINAR par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi to me kood jaunga
Ur my best Friend..!!!! Read More »
Katora…….
Aisi konsi jagah hai jahan ameer se ameer insaan bhi katori leke khada hota hai?
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Pani-Puri wale ke paas!
Santa-Banta Joke
Banta placing his hands on his Girl Friend’s shoulder & whispered “I Love You”
Girl (said): Jorr se bolo.
Banta shouted:
“Jai Mata Di”!!
A DOT……
“Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.”
“But a few more dots give continuity…. “Amazing but True…
Hv a continuously nice life with unending dots…
Chaakkkaaaa…..
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
tabhi wife zorse chillayi
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CHAKKAAAA !!!