Blood Group
Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ?
Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Joke
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Santa-Phone Rang
Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.
Santa Joke Sholay
Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachnaSanta sitting with his dog in d theaterSaali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
Dimag Ki Bathi
Har Asman me sitare nahi hote
Har samandar ke kinare nahi hote
har nazar se ishare nahi hote
har bahar mein nazare nahi hote
har park mein fuvare nahi hote
har jaam ke paimane nahi hote
sabhi hasino ke diwane nahi hote
har gam kefasane nahi hote
har mahatma sant nahi hote
Harmessage ka ant nahi hota
Ped par lage hain aam jakar tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai to
khud jod lo
ab gusse se muh na fulao
mentos khao,…..dimag ki batti jalao aur bijili kabill bachao
Joke
I saw it through my eyes but couldnot understand it,
Took in my hand but could not understand it
Thought 4 a long time but not understood it
Its not LOVE
Its Question Paper