Girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features, Any Suggestions?
Boys: yes, the heart should be “Password protected” to avoid multiple users
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Jokes
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Emergency ward mein hi milega
Ladkiwale: Hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho aur kuch galat kam na karta ho
Pandit: koi hospital mein chale jao aisa ladka to aapko ICU ke emergency ward mein hi milega
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Take it Yourself..Very Funny
Girl & Guy who hav never met b4, find thmselvs on uper & lower berth of a train.
At 2am,
Gal- Sory 2bother u..Wud u b kind enouf 2giv me 2nd blanket frm closet. Its awfuly cold.
Guy-I’ve a beter idea, Just 4tonite, y dnt v pretend v r maried?
Gal(excitd)- Great idea!!!
Guy- Thn Get up & tak it urself! 😐
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A relationship is a sweet
A relationship is a sweet responsibility
U may forget wit whom u laughed,
bt u’ll nvr forget wit whom
u slept
Oops
typing error
Wit whom u wept !
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New age poem
New age poem
Chatting chatting.?
Yes Papaaa.
With new girl frnds.?
No Papaaa.
Telling lies.?
No Papaaa.
Open ur facebook..
Ha ha ha
Love kar raha hai ya study
Boy propoz 2 a girl-
Ye-Raat
Ye-subah
Ye-Hawa
Ye-ChanD
Ye-Ghatayen
Ye-Nadia
Ye-Kinare
Girl-Sale Pyar Kar Rha H Ya Environmental Study padha rha Ha
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CID PJ
CID pJ
Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor
wahwah
Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor
Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr
Seedha Good Night
Aaj Sirf Good night kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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“Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas……”;-)….gud night…
Roz Gift dete the
Patni: Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The Par Ab Nai Dete Q?
Pati: Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Bad Use Dana Dalte Dekha? 🙂
Moving performance
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theater.
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