Moral of Movie Ghajini
Moral of Movie Ghajini
when ever going 2 meet ur girlfriend make sure u have ur cell phone
and
when ur in deep trouble keep ur cell phone silent
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Jokes
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Damdji Gao Gaye….
Damaadji pehli baar sasural gaye ,
gaon walo se pucha yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheej hai kya?
gaon wale:nahi babu , ek thi woh bhi aap le gaye
Person who Surrenders
A person who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST
A person who surrenders when he not sure is WISE
A person who surrenders even if he is right is a HUSBAND
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Blood Group
Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ?
Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Santa-Phone Rang
Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.
Santa Joke Sholay
Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachnaSanta sitting with his dog in d theaterSaali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
Santa Joke
Santa hotel mein khali katori meinroti dubo ke kaha raha tha
Waiter – ye kaise khana kaha rahe ho?
Santa-main maths la teacher hu dal ko assume ki hai
Maa Bete Se…
Maa Bete Se:beta tum apne bal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta:Kyun ma?
Maa:Beta, log rishte ke liye tumari bahan ko dekne aate hai aur pasand tuhme kar jate hai
Joke
Queen Elizabeth and Santa were having dinner .
Queen says-pass the wine u divine
Santa thinks how poetic and says – pass the roti you moti
Dimag Ki Bathi
Har Asman me sitare nahi hote
Har samandar ke kinare nahi hote
har nazar se ishare nahi hote
har bahar mein nazare nahi hote
har park mein fuvare nahi hote
har jaam ke paimane nahi hote
sabhi hasino ke diwane nahi hote
har gam kefasane nahi hote
har mahatma sant nahi hote
Harmessage ka ant nahi hota
Ped par lage hain aam jakar tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai to
khud jod lo
ab gusse se muh na fulao
mentos khao,…..dimag ki batti jalao aur bijili kabill bachao