Hamare GADHE GOVT. chalate he
USA- Hamare dog fotball khelte he
JAPAN- Hamare fish dance karte he
CHINA-Hamare hathi cycle chalate he. . . . . . . .
INDIA- Hamare GADHE GOVT. chalate he..!:-)
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PJ
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Aap kya lenge
SINDHI 2 MARWADI: “Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?”
MARWADI: “Dono hi mangwa do”
SINDHI: “Sunti ho? Do glass pani le aana. Ek freezer se aur doosra geyzer se!
Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole to S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
Who z a Psychiatrist?
A qualified prsn who gvs u an xpnsive,
critical analysis abt urslf, . .
Vich ur frndz give u “free” of cost Daily..!! 🙂
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Agar ma ki baat suni hoti
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota
jailor- kya kahti thi maa?
Santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
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Stop behaving like my wife
A Guy’s plea:
“Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting
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An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl
An interesting tag line on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . .
Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
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Bus Vs Cycle
B ready 2 bang ur head!
Wats D biggest Diffrence between bus & cycle?
Bus stand Bus ke sath nahi jata, par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai…
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.
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Girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features, Any Suggestions?
Boys: yes, the heart should be “Password protected” to avoid multiple users
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