Buri neeyat wale
Ek mandir me buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.
Amitabh gaya,wo gaeb.
Rithik gaya,wo gaeb.
Akshay gaya,wo gaeb.
Katrina gayi, bhagwan gaeb.
PJ
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Waqt phir nahi aayga
Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili,
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga.
Banta-ye kya?
Santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.
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Student Jokes
Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can’t do?
Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting
PJ
Baba Ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye saas par control karo
Ab baba ko kaun samajye yahan biwi pe control to hota nahin, saas pe control kaise kare
Aam Aadmi
20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,
Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!
PJ Shayari
Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.
PJ
arzzzzzzzzz kiya hain……………..
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Zindagi ka maksat hain sabko pakana
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Zindagi ka maksat hain sabko pakana
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“A” for apple “B” for Banana
3 Facts
3 Facts in this world
1: You cannot touch your all teeth with your tongue
2: After reading this 100/100 fools would try this
3: Fact 1 is false
PJ Shayari
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Pj Shayari
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai