Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nahi Hai
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
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Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai
Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.” 🙂
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Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me
Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me,
bina saans liye world record banaya h.
Kal pure DHOOM DHAAM se uska
Antimsanskar kiya jayega.
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Message sending failed – likh k bhej de..
Santa:Yar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,
Kya karu?
Banta:”Message sending failed” likh k bhej de..
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Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi
Teacher-Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi, Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
Santa-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
Teacher-Kyun?
Santa-Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.
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Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..
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Agar ma ki baat suni hoti
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota
jailor- kya kahti thi maa?
Santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
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How will you escape?
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape?
Santa: It’s simple! I will stop imagining !!! Think different.
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Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview
Sardar goes to Microsoft for an interview.
Interviewer which are the 3 version of JAVA?
Sardar:
Mar Java
Mit Java
Lut Java.
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Moving performance
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theater.
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