Bhikari…
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
Sms
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You……..
Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness… How did u find me …??
Friends….
Friends r like smell of cigarette,
which stays on fingertips4 a short time.
But True Friendsr like nicotine in d cigarette
which stays in there till death
Heart Touching
Heart Touching Lines By a True Lover to his Love-
“In my dream you are mine.But in my Life you are my dream”
Happy Valentine’s Day
Similarities between wife and exam:
- Lots of questions
- Difficult to understand
- Always require detailed explanation
- Results always UNEXPECTED !!!
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People….
People live people die
people laugh people cry
some give up some will try
some say hi some say bye
others may forgot u but never will i…
Bewaafai….
Teri Judai Mai Dil Beqarar Na Karo
Tu Hukam Day to Tera Intzar Na Karo
Bewafai Karni he To is Qader Kr
K Tere Baad Kisi Pe Aitbar Na Karo
Shayari…
Apne aap ko bhulakar kisika itna intezar mat karna,
Agar zindgi me khush rehna ho to usko bhulaker jo tumhe chahta he ushse jarir pyar karna.
Proposing a Girl
Girl:jaan muje Aise propse kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kia ho
Boy:Kamini I Luv U
Mujse Shadi kr k muje Tabah kr de Haramzadi
Pyaari Shayari
Yaad rahu to thik warna bhula dena
hui ho khata mujse to saza dena
waise to hu main khali kagaz ki tarah
likh jaye to thik warna jala dena.