Love The Person
When Someone Loves U
U Dont Realise It
When U Realise It
Its Too Late
U Always Love The One Who Leaves U
And Leave The One Who Loves U.
Sms
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Santa-Phone Rang
Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.
Dosti-Yaari
Aapki hansi basi pyari lagti hai,
aapki har khushi hume hamari lagti hai
kabhi door na karna khud se hume
jaan se bhi pyaari aapki yari lagti hai
Santa Joke Sholay
Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachnaSanta sitting with his dog in d theaterSaali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
Santa Joke
Santa hotel mein khali katori meinroti dubo ke kaha raha tha
Waiter – ye kaise khana kaha rahe ho?
Santa-main maths la teacher hu dal ko assume ki hai
Expectation Hurts
Don’t except anything from life ,
Expectations hurts,
When you don’t expect,
Every moments,
everthing is a surprise and ever surprise brings happiness
Maa Bete Se…
Maa Bete Se:beta tum apne bal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta:Kyun ma?
Maa:Beta, log rishte ke liye tumari bahan ko dekne aate hai aur pasand tuhme kar jate hai
Joke
Queen Elizabeth and Santa were having dinner .
Queen says-pass the wine u divine
Santa thinks how poetic and says – pass the roti you moti
Happy Dasera
pal Pal mein phool khile
Khushiya apko beshumr mile
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna
Yahi apke liye “Dasera “ki subhkamna
“HAPPY DASERA”
Relations
The person whose fore vision isonly
for a year he cultivates farm
for ten years he plants trees
But who thinks for lifetime ..He develops Relations