Bee in America
Teacher : what do you call a bee that lives in America?
Tintu : USB
Funny Sms
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Cricket in Monsoon
Once RAJINIKANTH was playing cricket in the monsoons..
……
………
and
the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!! 😀
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Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
“If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving
Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?”
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Any number
Plz read carefully.
Arz kia hai..
Ae mere desh k sacche veero..
Ae mere desh k sacche veero..
“Any number Multiplied by zero is zero”
SLEEP WELL
A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
A Turtle doesn’t run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 yrs!
Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL… SLEEP WELL.!!
2 couples come face to face
What happens when 2 couples come face to face?
Ans- Wives look at each others saris and husbands look at EACH OTHERS WIVES.
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Aurato ko dekhne ka time
Lady Dr-Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Srdr-Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!!!
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Sardar after operation
Surgeon:”i m sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u aftr operation.
We hv 2 operate u again.
Sardar- ro mat re, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena..LoL”
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Ek Dukhi Aadmi Bola
1 Dukhi Aadmi bola –
“Aisi zindgi se to Maut achhi”
AchAnk Yamdut aaya or bola”Tumhari Jaan lene aaya hu”
Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab dukhi Insaan Mazak bhi nhi kar sakta…
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