Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
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Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
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girl:jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge
boy:uske next week mandir jayenge
girl:wo kyu?
boy: bheekh mangne..
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Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
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U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.
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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.” 🙂
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No matter how much camera-shy we are,
one day in life we all have to behave like a professional model.
And that is on our wedding. 🙂
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah hote hai…?
Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh
nahi sakte to unke bhav badhte hi jate hai..
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Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me,
bina saans liye world record banaya h.
Kal pure DHOOM DHAAM se uska
Antimsanskar kiya jayega.
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Everybody says
Studying is so easy just like walking in a park
But
Only STUDENTS Know That The park is
Jurassic park wid a variety of dinosaurs
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