Na dil ko behlane ke liye
Na dil ko behlane ke liye,
na ghar me sajane ke liye
Bus mujhe aapki EK Tasveer chaiye,
apne ghar se chuhey bhagane ke liye…
Na dil ko behlane ke liye Read More »
Funny Sms
Deprecated: preg_replace(): Passing null to parameter #3 ($subject) of type array|string is deprecated in /home/u961762932/domains/smscollection.in/public_html/wp-includes/kses.php on line 1805
Horlicks jyada mang lia to teri wali ne mara
Son was crying,Dad came & asked y r u crying
tel me,m ur frnd na
Son:kuch ni yaara
horlicks jyada mang lia to teri wali ne mara
Horlicks jyada mang lia to teri wali ne mara Read More »
Shri krishna ne Gita me kaha hai
Shri krishna ne Gita me kaha hai
kalyug me ek sachha insaan aur dost hoga jo SMS karta rahega….
aur dusra papi sirf padh ke muskuraayega!!!
Shri krishna ne Gita me kaha hai Read More »
What is a ‘Line’?
Maths sir: wht is a ‘Line’?
Santa: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
Sir: so wat r parallel lines.?
Santa: A dot going walk wid his grlfrnd. 😀
Who will update Facebook status first
Earlier bro & sis used to fight on
who will read the newspaper first…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now they fight on who will check or update
their Facebook profile status
Who will update Facebook status first Read More »
Rajnikant playing Teen patti with a girl
Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
.
.
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
Rajnikant playing Teen patti with a girl Read More »
Funny school times
Best from School Times
if you have ever used Whole eraser Without Losing it
Seriously, I salute you 😀
Funny school times Read More »
Funny Answer in exam centre
Attitude at exam!!!!
.
.
teacher-Kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye???
.
.
.
.
student-sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or aap??
Funny Answer in exam centre Read More »
Best Break Up Ever – Its OVER
Best Break Up Ever:
A Boy Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?
.
.
.
Boy: Its “OVER”..!
Best Break Up Ever – Its OVER Read More »
True graduation speech
True graduation speech:
“First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and
thirdly, to the thank Xerox machine 😉
True graduation speech Read More »