If power goes out in India
In USA, if power goes
they call power office.
In Japan, they test d fuse.
But
In India, we check neighbor’s house.
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Funny Sms
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If Child Labour Is A Crime
If Child Labour Is A Crime
Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ??
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Message sending failed – likh k bhej de..
Santa:Yar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,
Kya karu?
Banta:”Message sending failed” likh k bhej de..
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Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi
Teacher-Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi, Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
Santa-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
Teacher-Kyun?
Santa-Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.
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Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..
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I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple
I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple. . .
He replied, . . . . . .
varsad nu season che beta.. Bhagiya khaa Bhagiya !! 😮
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Hamare To Saare Khwab
Hamare To Saare Khwab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye . .
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To Mummy Boli- Jao Beta “BAHEN” Ke Liye “PEPSI” Le Aao.
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JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
Deadly PJ:
There were two friends “JO” n “Wo”
one day, JO got scared seeing a snake and suddenly WO died
bcoz, JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
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I really look like this all day
The awkward moment:
When you get home from school/college,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking,
“did I really look like this all day?”
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Pyaaz katna bandh kar
Arz kia hai:
Woh chaku chalate gaye
Hum ansu bahate gaye
Unko na thi mere ansuo ki fikr
Akhir humko bolna pada;
Ae pagal abto pyaaz katna bandh kar
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