Maggi banake aya
Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chaaya
Gor Farmaiye
Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chaaya,
Tu 2 min ruk maine maggi banake aya
Joke
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Study Time
if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i’ll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife -Abraham Lincoln
If i get 8hrs to study i’ll spend 7hours 2 find my buks – Engineer
Pehle baaho me lena
Pehle baaho me lena
fir sine se lagana
fir mithi-2 bate karna
fir khub kiss krna
Fir bistar pe litana
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kitna mushqil he bacho Ko sulana.
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Waqt phir nahi aayga
Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili,
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga.
Banta-ye kya?
Santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.
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Student Jokes
Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can’t do?
Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting
Today’s Generation
Crazy fact about today’s generation:
Once upon a time Girls used to cook food like their mother;
but now, they drink like their father..!!
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Funny Joke
Boy 2 girl : I love u
Girl : I’m already engaged & also have a boy friend
Boy(after long thinking) : Jo ne, kai adjust thatu hoy to..:)
IMAGINE
IMAGINE
U & Me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will hav 2 change the name 4rm NASA to..
“SATYANASA”
apna talent hi aisa hai…:)
Dada…
DADA-Beta Ja Pani Le Aa
POTA-Mai Nai La Sakta Mai Game Khel Raha Hu
2nd POTA-Rehne Do Dada G
Ye To Hai Hi Battameez
Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le Aao.
PJ
Baba Ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye saas par control karo
Ab baba ko kaun samajye yahan biwi pe control to hota nahin, saas pe control kaise kare