Saccha Desh Bhakt
Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho
Joke
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Dost
Maine paani mein ek sika dala,
aur god se ek pyaara sa dost manga,
aur mujhe aap mile aur
aasman se awaz aai
Ek rupaiye mein itna hi milta hai
Engineering Syllabus
A genius is a person who can do for $1 what any fool can do for $100
As such Engineering students complete syllabus in 1 day what professors try in half yr.
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Apple a Day keep Doctor Away
A doctor and santa loved same girl,
Santa started giving an apple to the girl everyday,
Dr asked why?
Santa: An apple a day keep a doctor away
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'beach' kyo kaheete hai??
Two men were in conversation on the beach :
M1: Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?
M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai…
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Alibaba aur 40 chor
Alibaba 40 chor the, ab Alibaba aur 20 chor ho gaye, poocho kyo?
Kyonki mandi ka time hai.. 20 chor ko nikal diya
Simple Cost cutting
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True Love Song
Bazigar o Bazigar,
teri mummy ko razi kar.
Ooo tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda mera fevicol ka paisa wapis kar..
Bazigar o Bazigar
Moral of Movie Ghajini
Moral of Movie Ghajini
when ever going 2 meet ur girlfriend make sure u have ur cell phone
and
when ur in deep trouble keep ur cell phone silent
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Damdji Gao Gaye….
Damaadji pehli baar sasural gaye ,
gaon walo se pucha yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheej hai kya?
gaon wale:nahi babu , ek thi woh bhi aap le gaye
Person who Surrenders
A person who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST
A person who surrenders when he not sure is WISE
A person who surrenders even if he is right is a HUSBAND
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