One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror
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Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
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Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
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Mere messages free nahi hain isliye
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)
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Different meaning of Sorry
Old meaning of Sorry
“I Wont Do It Again”
New Meaning Of Sorry,
“Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful”
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Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada Hai.!!
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A boy opens his tiffin box on road
Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back…!! 😉
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Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nahi Hai
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
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In this job we need someone responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
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if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
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Jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
girl:jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge
boy:uske next week mandir jayenge
girl:wo kyu?
boy: bheekh mangne..
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