Hamare To Saare Khwab
Hamare To Saare Khwab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye . .
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To Mummy Boli- Jao Beta “BAHEN” Ke Liye “PEPSI” Le Aao.
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Joke
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JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
Deadly PJ:
There were two friends “JO” n “Wo”
one day, JO got scared seeing a snake and suddenly WO died
bcoz, JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
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I really look like this all day
The awkward moment:
When you get home from school/college,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking,
“did I really look like this all day?”
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Pyaaz katna bandh kar
Arz kia hai:
Woh chaku chalate gaye
Hum ansu bahate gaye
Unko na thi mere ansuo ki fikr
Akhir humko bolna pada;
Ae pagal abto pyaaz katna bandh kar
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Similarity between Tea and Husband
Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
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Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho
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Duniya ka sabse acha
Aaj ka suvichar:
Duniya ka sabse acha beta har maa ke pass hota hai
lekin duniya ki sabse achi biwi har padosi ke pass hoti hai
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Pehle mere pati har…
Lady: yaar, pehle mere pati bhaa-bhaag kar meri har khwahish puri karte the
Saheli: aur ab?
Lady: Ab, farmaish sunte hi bhaag jaate hai
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Mazak ki bhi haad hoti hai
Mazak ki bhi haad hoti hai yaar,
mein ladki ke saath date par tha
Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
Kal wali jyada achi thi
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If u r alone
If u r alone ,I’ll be ur shadow
If u want a hug. I’ll be ur pillow
If u need money wait for ur salary