Mechanical Engineer’s wife
Mechanical Engineer’s wife delivered a baby:
Wife Sent SMS to husband
yur New Vehicle Came Out
Husb read SMS & askd: “PULSAR or SCOOTY”
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Jokes
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Girl Into a Women
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE
Mobiles Phones Effect
Sum1 has said it so well,
“Mobile phones do not get u close to ppl,
they just take u away from d ones sitting next to you…!!”
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Ek Saal Mein Kitni Ratein Hoti Hia
Teacher;
1″Saal me Kitni Raten Hoti Hai?
MONU; 10″Raten
Teacher; Wo”KaiSe?
MONU; 1″ShivRatri Aur 9″Din NavRatri.”
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Cricket in Monsoon
Once RAJINIKANTH was playing cricket in the monsoons..
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and
the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!! 😀
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Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
“If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving
Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?”
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Any number
Plz read carefully.
Arz kia hai..
Ae mere desh k sacche veero..
Ae mere desh k sacche veero..
“Any number Multiplied by zero is zero”
SLEEP WELL
A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
A Turtle doesn’t run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 yrs!
Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL… SLEEP WELL.!!
2 Lady fightng
2 Lady fightng 4a seat both claimig they came 1st
Condctor-Lady who is more Aged shud sit here
Both lady Luked At Each oder & seat remaind Empty..