Mangi thi duaa maine rab se
Mangi thi duaa maine rab se
dena kuch aisa jo alag ho sab se
Rab ne mila diya humko apse
or
kaha bas yahi alag he sab se.!
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Jokes
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Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..
Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..
Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’
Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai, Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.’
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Maggi banake aya
Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chaaya
Gor Farmaiye
Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chaaya,
Tu 2 min ruk maine maggi banake aya
Study Time
if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i’ll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife -Abraham Lincoln
If i get 8hrs to study i’ll spend 7hours 2 find my buks – Engineer
Buri neeyat wale
Ek mandir me buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.
Amitabh gaya,wo gaeb.
Rithik gaya,wo gaeb.
Akshay gaya,wo gaeb.
Katrina gayi, bhagwan gaeb.
Pehle baaho me lena
Pehle baaho me lena
fir sine se lagana
fir mithi-2 bate karna
fir khub kiss krna
Fir bistar pe litana
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kitna mushqil he bacho Ko sulana.
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Waqt phir nahi aayga
Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili,
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga.
Banta-ye kya?
Santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.
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Student Jokes
Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can’t do?
Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting
Today’s Generation
Crazy fact about today’s generation:
Once upon a time Girls used to cook food like their mother;
but now, they drink like their father..!!
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Funny Joke
Boy 2 girl : I love u
Girl : I’m already engaged & also have a boy friend
Boy(after long thinking) : Jo ne, kai adjust thatu hoy to..:)