IMAGINE
IMAGINE
U & Me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will hav 2 change the name 4rm NASA to..
“SATYANASA”
apna talent hi aisa hai…:)
Jokes
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Don
Teacher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta hai?
Boy: Hathi.
Tehr: Nalayak, tere baap kya karta hai?
Boy: mumbai k don hai.
T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab h
Dada…
DADA-Beta Ja Pani Le Aa
POTA-Mai Nai La Sakta Mai Game Khel Raha Hu
2nd POTA-Rehne Do Dada G
Ye To Hai Hi Battameez
Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le Aao.
Jokes
An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book…
Be an extraordinary person like ME…!
I’m on
“FACE BOOK”.. 😉
PJ
Baba Ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye saas par control karo
Ab baba ko kaun samajye yahan biwi pe control to hota nahin, saas pe control kaise kare
Sardar Again
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Sardar
Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Sardar: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints sardar again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Sardar said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia
Santa-Banta
Santa:Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Banta:It is a formality just like when two boxers shake hands before the fight begin!
Save…..Sev…..
Delhi says save petrol
Mumbai says save water
Kashmir says save us
AP says save telangana
But
Gujarat says sev gathia,sev fafda,sev jalebi
Horror and Beauty
Diff bw/n horror n beauty..
A beautiful ni8 is wen u hug ur teddy bear n sleep….
But horror is wen it HUGS u back…..