Women….In Men Life
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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Jokes
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Bhikari…
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
Proposing a Girl
Girl:jaan muje Aise propse kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kia ho
Boy:Kamini I Luv U
Mujse Shadi kr k muje Tabah kr de Haramzadi
Chori…
Judge: Tumne din mein chori karne ki himmat kaise ki?
Chor: Mujhe is baat ka darr tha ki raat ko, mujhe akela paakar koi loot na le..
PJ Shayari
Dosti Ki Hawa Chalne De Zara
Jalne walo ko jalne de zara
Dhoka De Jaye agar har Koi
to
Maan Ka Radio Bajne De Zara.
Santa Banta
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 200 MISS CALL Di Hai. Q?
Banta- Isliye q ki Main Tujhe Bohat MISS Kar Raha Tha.
3 Idiots
What is the moral we get after watching 3 Idiots?
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Yehi ki aaj ke baad delivery Doctors Nahi Engineeers Karenge….
Electric Motor………
A student In a interview:
How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Santa-Banta
Santa-Pata hai kal meri biwi kisi ajnabi ke saath movie dekhne gayi thi.
Banta-To tune uska peecha kyu nahi kiya?
Santa-Nahi yaar, movie meri dekhi hui thi
Ur my best Friend..!!!!
U R my best frnd.Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir KUTUBMINAR par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi to me kood jaunga
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