Katora…….
Aisi konsi jagah hai jahan ameer se ameer insaan bhi katori leke khada hota hai?
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Pani-Puri wale ke paas!
Jokes
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Santa-Banta Joke
Banta placing his hands on his Girl Friend’s shoulder & whispered “I Love You”
Girl (said): Jorr se bolo.
Banta shouted:
“Jai Mata Di”!!
Chaakkkaaaa…..
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
tabhi wife zorse chillayi
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CHAKKAAAA !!!
Sms Padke Hans
Shri Krishna ne Geeta me kaha:
Kalyug me1 Upkaari manav khub SMS karega or
1 papi SMS padhkar sirf muskuraega.
Hans papi hans aur jor se hans!!!
Saccha Desh Bhakt
Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho
Dost
Maine paani mein ek sika dala,
aur god se ek pyaara sa dost manga,
aur mujhe aap mile aur
aasman se awaz aai
Ek rupaiye mein itna hi milta hai
Engineering Syllabus
A genius is a person who can do for $1 what any fool can do for $100
As such Engineering students complete syllabus in 1 day what professors try in half yr.
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Apple a Day keep Doctor Away
A doctor and santa loved same girl,
Santa started giving an apple to the girl everyday,
Dr asked why?
Santa: An apple a day keep a doctor away
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'beach' kyo kaheete hai??
Two men were in conversation on the beach :
M1: Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?
M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai…
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Alibaba aur 40 chor
Alibaba 40 chor the, ab Alibaba aur 20 chor ho gaye, poocho kyo?
Kyonki mandi ka time hai.. 20 chor ko nikal diya
Simple Cost cutting
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