Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..
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Jokes
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I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple
I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple. . .
He replied, . . . . . .
varsad nu season che beta.. Bhagiya khaa Bhagiya !! 😮
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Hamare To Saare Khwab
Hamare To Saare Khwab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye . .
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To Mummy Boli- Jao Beta “BAHEN” Ke Liye “PEPSI” Le Aao.
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JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
Deadly PJ:
There were two friends “JO” n “Wo”
one day, JO got scared seeing a snake and suddenly WO died
bcoz, JO darr gaya WO maar gaya
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I really look like this all day
The awkward moment:
When you get home from school/college,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking,
“did I really look like this all day?”
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Pyaaz katna bandh kar
Arz kia hai:
Woh chaku chalate gaye
Hum ansu bahate gaye
Unko na thi mere ansuo ki fikr
Akhir humko bolna pada;
Ae pagal abto pyaaz katna bandh kar
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Similarity between Tea and Husband
Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
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Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho
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Duniya ka sabse acha
Aaj ka suvichar:
Duniya ka sabse acha beta har maa ke pass hota hai
lekin duniya ki sabse achi biwi har padosi ke pass hoti hai
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Pehle mere pati har…
Lady: yaar, pehle mere pati bhaa-bhaag kar meri har khwahish puri karte the
Saheli: aur ab?
Lady: Ab, farmaish sunte hi bhaag jaate hai
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