Time…!!!!!
Time is the most playful Element…
Because,
It lengthens the minutes when
u wait;
& it rushes the hours when u enjoy the moment.
True Friends
True frens never go out from our life easily!
But, wen it happens, they’ll comback at right time without any expectation.
Two Dangerous Weapon
Two dangerous weapons in the world,other than a nuclear bomb r
1)a girl’s smile &
2)a girl’s tears
Both can make men do anything 4 her!
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Santa-Banta Joke
Banta placing his hands on his Girl Friend’s shoulder & whispered “I Love You”
Girl (said): Jorr se bolo.
Banta shouted:
“Jai Mata Di”!!
A DOT……
“Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.”
“But a few more dots give continuity…. “Amazing but True…
Hv a continuously nice life with unending dots…
Chaakkkaaaa…..
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
tabhi wife zorse chillayi
….
CHAKKAAAA !!!
Sms Padke Hans
Shri Krishna ne Geeta me kaha:
Kalyug me1 Upkaari manav khub SMS karega or
1 papi SMS padhkar sirf muskuraega.
Hans papi hans aur jor se hans!!!
Pyaar
Apne aap ko bhulakar kisika itna intezar mat karna,
Agar zindgi me khush rehna ho to usko bhulaker jo tumhe chahta he ushse jarir pyar karna.
Saccha Desh Bhakt
Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho
Dost
Maine paani mein ek sika dala,
aur god se ek pyaara sa dost manga,
aur mujhe aap mile aur
aasman se awaz aai
Ek rupaiye mein itna hi milta hai