Santa Banta
Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He
Santa-Banta
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Santa…..
Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja Ke sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.!!
Santa..
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo
Ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat b lelo
Santa Banta
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 200 MISS CALL Di Hai. Q?
Banta- Isliye q ki Main Tujhe Bohat MISS Kar Raha Tha.
Santa-Banta
Santa-Pata hai kal meri biwi kisi ajnabi ke saath movie dekhne gayi thi.
Banta-To tune uska peecha kyu nahi kiya?
Santa-Nahi yaar, movie meri dekhi hui thi
Santa-Banta Joke
Banta placing his hands on his Girl Friend’s shoulder & whispered “I Love You”
Girl (said): Jorr se bolo.
Banta shouted:
“Jai Mata Di”!!
Saccha Desh Bhakt
Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho
Apple a Day keep Doctor Away
A doctor and santa loved same girl,
Santa started giving an apple to the girl everyday,
Dr asked why?
Santa: An apple a day keep a doctor away
Apple a Day keep Doctor Away Read More »
'beach' kyo kaheete hai??
Two men were in conversation on the beach :
M1: Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?
M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai…
'beach' kyo kaheete hai?? Read More »
Santa-Phone Rang
Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.