Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
“If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving
Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?”
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Santa Banta Jokes
Doctor-Ye Syrup 2 chamach subha,2 dupehar,2 raat 5 din tak Lena.
Santa-Apni dawai apne paas rakho,mere ghar mei itne chamchay hi nahi hain.
Santa..
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo
Ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat b lelo
Saccha Desh Bhakt
Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho
Apple a Day keep Doctor Away
A doctor and santa loved same girl,
Santa started giving an apple to the girl everyday,
Dr asked why?
Santa: An apple a day keep a doctor away
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Santa-Phone Rang
Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.
Santa Joke
Santa hotel mein khali katori meinroti dubo ke kaha raha tha
Waiter – ye kaise khana kaha rahe ho?
Santa-main maths la teacher hu dal ko assume ki hai