Girl & Guy who hav never met b4, find thmselvs on uper & lower berth of a train.
At 2am,
Gal- Sory 2bother u..Wud u b kind enouf 2giv me 2nd blanket frm closet. Its awfuly cold.
Guy-I’ve a beter idea, Just 4tonite, y dnt v pretend v r maried?
Gal(excitd)- Great idea!!!
Guy- Thn Get up & tak it urself! 😐