Sardar Again
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Joke
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Sardar
Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Sardar: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints sardar again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Sardar said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia
SMS Shayari
Marne ke baad nasib me jannat ho na ho,
ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho,
are DOST jinda hai tab tak “sMs” bhejo,
kya pata hamari kabar pe network ho na ho
Santa-Banta
Santa:Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Banta:It is a formality just like when two boxers shake hands before the fight begin!
Save…..Sev…..
Delhi says save petrol
Mumbai says save water
Kashmir says save us
AP says save telangana
But
Gujarat says sev gathia,sev fafda,sev jalebi
Horror and Beauty
Diff bw/n horror n beauty..
A beautiful ni8 is wen u hug ur teddy bear n sleep….
But horror is wen it HUGS u back…..
Santa Banta Jokes
Doctor-Ye Syrup 2 chamach subha,2 dupehar,2 raat 5 din tak Lena.
Santa-Apni dawai apne paas rakho,mere ghar mei itne chamchay hi nahi hain.
Santa Banta
Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He
Santa…..
Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja Ke sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.!!
Rain…..
Aaj Din bhar barish hone Ki sambhavna hai..
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcz Khali jaghon mein pani jaldi Bharta hai.
Happy Rainy Day!