Life Has Many Ways 2 make U weak
Life Has Many Ways 2 make U weak.
But Alwys Remember 3 Things that will Keep U Strong.
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Breakfast.. Lunch. & Dinner.
Think Hatke & Eat Datke.000
Jokes
Kamjori hai – Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple,
When a woman closes her eyes
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most!
And
When a man does that.. The slide show begins..!!
Santa Interview Dene Gaye
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
Early To Bed & Early To Rise
This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
“Early To Bed & Early To Rise___”
Santa: “This Man has no interest In His wife.”
Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi.
Is there any medicine for long life
A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Sone se pehle TENSION nai lena chahiye
kahte hain…..
sone se pehle TENSION nai lena chahiye . . . . . .
phir bhi…… . . . .. . . .
hum apko yaad karke sote hain..
It hurts when people don’t like us
It hurts when people don’t like us
It hurts when people don’t love us
But most of all, it hurts when
We don’t get attendance in-spite of attending the lecture
Teri Meri Dushmani Kab Thi “Bhai”
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Bhag Kar Gaya Aur Ek Ladki Se BoLa:
Mai Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu..
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Ladki BoLi: Teri Meri Dushmani Kab Thi “Bhai”