Life Has Many Ways 2 make U weak
Life Has Many Ways 2 make U weak.
But Alwys Remember 3 Things that will Keep U Strong.
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Breakfast.. Lunch. & Dinner.
Think Hatke & Eat Datke.000
Life Has Many Ways 2 make U weak.
But Alwys Remember 3 Things that will Keep U Strong.
.
Breakfast.. Lunch. & Dinner.
Think Hatke & Eat Datke.000
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple,
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
“Early To Bed & Early To Rise___”
Santa: “This Man has no interest In His wife.”
Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi.
A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
kahte hain…..
sone se pehle TENSION nai lena chahiye . . . . . .
phir bhi…… . . . .. . . .
hum apko yaad karke sote hain..
It hurts when people don’t like us
It hurts when people don’t love us
But most of all, it hurts when
We don’t get attendance in-spite of attending the lecture
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Bhag Kar Gaya Aur Ek Ladki Se BoLa:
Mai Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu..
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Ladki BoLi: Teri Meri Dushmani Kab Thi “Bhai”