You may lose
Years later , you may lose ur hair,teeth and eye sight
but not
talent, smartness, brightness and intelligence
bcoz
“u can lose only wat u have”
Jokes
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Mein kapde utar rahi hu
Conductor:-Bus stop aa gaya , jise utarna hai, utar jao.!
Girl:- 2min roko mein kapde utar rahi hu.
Sabhi ne piche dekha, wo kapdo wali bag utar rahi thi
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Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nai Hai Kya..?
Main To Yuhi Paani Ko Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Yaaro…
Itne Me Ek MACHHLi Nikal Kar Boli….
Kaminey..
Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nai Hai Kya..?
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Hamare GADHE GOVT. chalate he
USA- Hamare dog fotball khelte he
JAPAN- Hamare fish dance karte he
CHINA-Hamare hathi cycle chalate he. . . . . . . .
INDIA- Hamare GADHE GOVT. chalate he..!:-)
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Aap kya lenge
SINDHI 2 MARWADI: “Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?”
MARWADI: “Dono hi mangwa do”
SINDHI: “Sunti ho? Do glass pani le aana. Ek freezer se aur doosra geyzer se!
Mai Q Pehchanu
Talented Question:- Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge? . . .
Best Answer-Mai Q Pehchanu? 🙂
Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole to S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH
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My life was lonely
My life was lonely no 1 was there
I was missing a gud friend.
Then guess what?
U came in my life n i thought
Bhagwan me b masti kam nahin hai.:}
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Mai teri behen ka pati
BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye ,
kale kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui
Pati:Tum Kon
BV:Chudail
Pati:Haath mila Mai teri behen ka pati.
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
Who z a Psychiatrist?
A qualified prsn who gvs u an xpnsive,
critical analysis abt urslf, . .
Vich ur frndz give u “free” of cost Daily..!! 🙂
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