Jab kutte ki maut aati hai
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To kutta mar jata hai
Apko to har baat mein twist chaiye hota hai,
Wo kutta hai rajnikanth nahi hai:)
PJ
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Duniya ka sabse acha
Aaj ka suvichar:
Duniya ka sabse acha beta har maa ke pass hota hai
lekin duniya ki sabse achi biwi har padosi ke pass hoti hai
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If u r alone
If u r alone ,I’ll be ur shadow
If u want a hug. I’ll be ur pillow
If u need money wait for ur salary
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye
Agar life me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye
tho do min apni aankhen band karke socho ke
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Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye
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Every Body Wants Govt Jobs
Very Strange But Very True:
Dont Want 2 Study In Govt School
Dont Want 2 Go 2 Govt Hospital
Dont Want 2 Travel By Govt Bus , But
Every Body Wants Govt JOBS
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Discovery channel walo se
Tiger-hum in discovery channel walo se bahut pareshan h
Monkey- q kya hua? Tiger-are koi privacy nhi rahi na, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe h
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Kismat mango hunar nahi
Kehte hai khuda se kismat mango hunar nahi
Kyuki agar aap ki pass achi kismat ho to
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“Kolavari” jaise gaane bhi hit ho sakte hai
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Warning that should be placed at every offices/malls
Warning that should be placed at every offices/malls..
In case of fire..
Exit building before updating a status on facebook about it
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Mein kapde utar rahi hu
Conductor:-Bus stop aa gaya , jise utarna hai, utar jao.!
Girl:- 2min roko mein kapde utar rahi hu.
Sabhi ne piche dekha, wo kapdo wali bag utar rahi thi
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Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nai Hai Kya..?
Main To Yuhi Paani Ko Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Yaaro…
Itne Me Ek MACHHLi Nikal Kar Boli….
Kaminey..
Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nai Hai Kya..?
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