Similarity between Tea and Husband
Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
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Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho
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Funny Sms
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Pehle mere pati har…
Lady: yaar, pehle mere pati bhaa-bhaag kar meri har khwahish puri karte the
Saheli: aur ab?
Lady: Ab, farmaish sunte hi bhaag jaate hai
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Mazak ki bhi haad hoti hai
Mazak ki bhi haad hoti hai yaar,
mein ladki ke saath date par tha
Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
Kal wali jyada achi thi
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If u r alone
If u r alone ,I’ll be ur shadow
If u want a hug. I’ll be ur pillow
If u need money wait for ur salary
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye
Agar life me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye
tho do min apni aankhen band karke socho ke
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Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye
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Every Body Wants Govt Jobs
Very Strange But Very True:
Dont Want 2 Study In Govt School
Dont Want 2 Go 2 Govt Hospital
Dont Want 2 Travel By Govt Bus , But
Every Body Wants Govt JOBS
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Facebook Status Line
After Seeing Many Peoples Status…
I advise Facebook To Change The Status Question,
From “What’s on Your mind?” To . . “Aaj Ki Takleef kya hai”
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Discovery channel walo se
Tiger-hum in discovery channel walo se bahut pareshan h
Monkey- q kya hua? Tiger-are koi privacy nhi rahi na, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe h
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Kismat mango hunar nahi
Kehte hai khuda se kismat mango hunar nahi
Kyuki agar aap ki pass achi kismat ho to
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“Kolavari” jaise gaane bhi hit ho sakte hai
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